Conversation between me and a four-year-old yesterday:
Me (in a cheery tone): Hello there! How are you?
Girl (with barely veiled disgust): You’re almost fat.
These the sort of stories you were thinking of, Emily?
Conversation between me and a four-year-old yesterday:
Me (in a cheery tone): Hello there! How are you?
Girl (with barely veiled disgust): You’re almost fat.
These the sort of stories you were thinking of, Emily?
Yeow! Kids are weird.
I know! What a little treasure…
Not exactly…but still pretty good